The Male Democrat
Analyzing the worst campaign ad of all-time
The Harris-Walz campaign is struggling to find men willing vote for a retard and a faggot. The polls show that men aren’t inspired by Tim Walz’ prey eyes or flamboyant mannerisms. So the strong women and gay men at the Harris campaign took charge and created perhaps the most out-of-touch campaign ad ever made.
I’m sorry you had to sit through that. Yes, it’s unbearable, but Democrats’ perception of what appeals to men is just as cringe as it is hilarious. If they had even a shred of intelligence they would have filmed a man holding a small bag of coke luring Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Armas into a bathroom stall. The door closes and their panties drop. “Harris/Walz 2024”
Not only would that never happen but the idea wouldn’t even grace their consciousness because the women who wrote the script haven’t been around an actual man in years. The people who do this for a living have ideologically enclosed inner-circles. Men worth their salt don’t work for Democrat political campaigns nor do they “hang out” with psychotic liberals. That ad was written by white women in their 30’s pumped to the brim with pharmaceuticals, sassy black men, and skinnyfat white knights with Reddit beards. They have no experience with how men who aren’t faggots actually are.
To a Democrat, the ideal man wakes up and has a glass of bourbon with a side of carburetor. He asks for directions to the gym, deadlifts 500lbs, then comes home and cooks a rare steak with a side of his favorite donuts. Then he tends to his horse and works on his car then runs inside to give his family bear hugs and “braids the shit” out of his daughter’s hair. He cries in front of them at dinner, puts the kids to bed then watches Good Will Hunting with his wife and cries again. Just another day in the life of the ideal male Democrat.
The actors they chose reveal Democrats have zero Gaydar given they’re all clearly homosexuals. The sassy and obese racially ambiguous Latinx and the fella who crosses his legs while sitting on a truck with the SSRI-stare stand out most of all.
Similarly to most movies, they created characters who aren’t even slightly relatable. Everyone knows their local biker hippie who casually says normal things like “I’m a man, man.” Your gym doesn’t have a black bodybuilder who calmly imparts sage wisdom?
This version of man they designed over Zoom calls is a combination of how actual male liberals are (emotionally unstable), DailyWire-approved male activities (steaks, cars, cigars) and their intentions to turn men into faggots to serve their political ends.
They want to create as many emotionally volatile yet morally superior male liberals as possible. Your dad might cry about work at the dinner table, but at least he’s a heckin’ decent person. He supports women who support their families and childless cat ladies. He gets turned on when his wife fixes the leaky faucet. When his daughter wants to have an abortion, he proudly cheers “Go for it!” He supports Kamala Harris and does not support Donald Trump just to feel more powerful. He’s an ally. He isn’t afraid of bears and most importantly, he wants to help women win.
These men don’t exist, and to the extent that they do, they get the short end of the stick. Democrats’ vision for men is self-serving in the short-term and drives their women clinically insane in the long-term. Not only do these men absolutely repulse women, but the women who date them actively look for men who aren’t faggots to cheat on them with. If Democrats actually cared about women, they would want to extinguish all men who behave like this and strongly advise women to cling onto the next man they find who isn’t a faggot. The chances of that are approximately zero, but in the short-term, men who can see right through this have more leverage than you can possibly imagine, because male liberals sadly exist by the millions. The most right wing thing you can possibly do is be the exact opposite of the ideal Male Democrat. The bar has never been lower.
my favorite part is when he gave his “full throated endorsement “ i’m sure it was full throated. clearly, every man in the advert was gay. Good news is: if that’s what they’re focusing on their internal numbers must be insane
Thanks for posting the video, I would have missed it otherwise!
I have to admit that Im a bit put off by the post, though. Im a big fan of your insightful and well-reasoned posts, and subscribed for that reason. But this post is the exact opposite. Already in the first paragraph, Harris and Waltz are "a retard and a faggot", while their staff are "strong women and gay men." The text reads more like an emotional outburst than a well-reasoned argument. To be clear, I also think that this video is a damn shitshow. But "emotionally volatile yet morally superior" applies to the video as much as this post.