Why Most Men Are Boring

On The Gaming-Porn-Sports Complex

Most men bore me to death. I find them to be, as Trump poignantly described Jeb Bush, “low energy.” Most men are just…kind of there. They have little to no presence.

Women can bore me too — most people are boring. But I don’t find women to be nearly as distracted as men. Women, in general, are more present, and therefore more interesting to talk to.

I ask myself if I’m the strange one. Then I remember I don’t watch porn, play video games, or watch sports. I don’t play with things that make men check out of life.

How can you possibly be interesting while these things are on your mind?

Girls claim they can smell when a guy recently jerked off. There’s something to this. Consumption expends your energy. Escapism castrates your libido.

It’s good to blow off steam, but these ubiquitous addictions are making men boring. Avoid them and you will stand out. If you can’t remember the last time you met someone who was cool — let’s continue.