Women Are In A Permanent State of Stress

Saying "everything is going to be okay" is like injecting heroin directly into her veins

The new phrase among zoomer women for being stressed out is that they’re ‘going through it.’ This is usually referencing a breakup, uncertainty about a man they want or being a woman who has to do a job — but all women, especially young, hot, single women, are permanently stressed out.

Just imagine being a frail, unprotected, chaotic little thing who would do anything in the world to feel wanted, seduced, fucked and inseminated every second of her waking (and sleeping) life by Gigachad himself. This desire controls her entire existence.

Women feel the nature of their own competition on a more fundamental level than men do because men primarily choose women based on how hot they are. Women are in a constant state of agony about how they look today, if their body looks sexy enough, if their makeup is on point, if their outfit is cute enough relative to the occasion. Med Gold’s tweets about thin arms are implanted in their minds, haunting them. That fucker.

Hormones? All over the place. Imagine not being able to control your own mood, being unable to quiet your own mind, unable to tell yourself to shut the fuck up. Extreme, unpredictable mood swings. Taking it out on everyone (usually men). Migraines, cramps, fatigue. A woman’s body essentially punishes them each month for not getting pregnant.

Imagine a woman’s eggs gripping a little joystick inside of her with an evil grin. A woman’s behavior is dictated by her unfertilized eggs.

This is the nature of women. Pure chaos, like nature. Unpredictable, like nature. Destructive, like nature. Ruthless against weak men, like nature. They go through life in this totally chaotic state, hoping to be in the presence of a man who resembles order, law, and God himself.