Donald Trump hired snakes in his first term who undermined him at every turn. To make sure that never happens again, he hired Yes Men in his second administration. Loyal, but useless. Great posters though!
Stephen Miller is great at beating his chest, getting anons riled up, and scaring the hoes — but when push comes to shove, what exactly does he do?
He posts.
Pete Hegseth is a breath of fresh air. Handsome, young, and booming with vitality. He’s great at yelling Based Slogans (“No more dudes in dresses!”) and blowing up boats — but when Democrats tell his own military to ignore his orders, what does the Secretary of War at the Department of War (Wow, Based™) do about it?
He posts.
Remember Iryna Zarutska? The girl who got viciously murdered by a feral black man who bragged “I got the white girl” immediately after? Pam Bondi remembers. How do I know? Well, she posted about it!
She assured us “The Justice Department is taking over the case.” Wow. Based™
What good did that post do? Decarlos Brown Jr. is still being evaluated for his “mental health” until April 2026.
But not to worry — nearly 2 months later, she posted again!
“Our prosecutors will not rest.” Wow. Based™
That post was a month ago. Her prosecutors should get some rest!
Anyway, I’m sure Pam Bondi will follow through on her many bold promises. After all, she posted about it.
Trust The Government. Trust The Plan. It Has Been Posted.
And last but not least — our good ol’ YouTube influencers running the FBI, Kash Patel and Dan Bongino. The brown-nosing jeet and sweaty anxious moron who spent the last 4 years hootin’ and hollerin’ about Epstein are gonna Drain The Swamp and Release The Epstein Files! How do I know? They posted about it!
Turns out when given such a responsibility, they handled it worse than could have possibly been imagined. It lead to nothing but distraction and accelerated conspiracy theories. Now people are wondering if Donald Trump sucked Bill Clinton’s dick. Well done fellas.
But not to fear — Kash Patel wants you to know this FBI is different.
Trust The Government. Trust The Plan. It Has Been Posted.
And where is our fearless leader amongst all this incompetence? He’s “making deals” with former members of al-Qaeda and other such desert people at the White House. They’re “investing in America.” Whatever that means.
I’m not going to blame the Trump administration for the lack of mass deportations, the fact black worship is still America’s unofficial religion, or the fact America’s permanent subservience to Israel is tearing apart the right. Trump could turn the ship around today. The buck stops with him.
Well, whenever he finds the time — Trump should think about the day-to-day lives of Americans for 2 seconds, shake up his useless administration, and stop being retarded.
Trump has 1 year left. This is his last chance.
One of your absolute best, Med. Great, effectively communicated article.
Fucking nailed it