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Lessons in Bad Texting - Part III

The millennial urge to text like a teenage girl

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Mar 23, 2026
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There’s another text making the rounds with 10 million views and counting.

This guy was so bad at texting, the girl just blocked him.

We’re looking at another case of a millennial who blew it because he texts like a teenage girl.

A lot of things went wrong here. Let’s continue.

bouta drive for 30 if u d to talk :3

Holy shit man.

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